Security, The Dutiful

by Paul Wilson

(Sung to the tune of "America, the Beautiful")

O when did we
Trade liberty
For wire-taps on our phones?
And when we fly,
We now must buy
New toothpaste and cologne!

Security, Security,
We're tired of all this fuss!
Why can't those Muslims see our need
To make them just like us?

Osama doesn't have a clue,
The havoc he has made,
We only needed one excuse,
To bring back The Crusades!

Security, Security,
The politicians' game,
If they have something that you want,
Just find someone to blame!

King George, he wants us to believe
He keeps the threat at bay,
The truth is that he wants their oil,
And they're just in the way!

Security, Security,
Do you feel safer yet?
We're heading for
A Holy War,
And China's taking bets!