War Profiteers

by Paul Wilson

(Sung to the tune of "Hail to the Chief")

We'll stay the course,
There will be no cut-and-running,
We're better off
Since Saddam has left the scene,
What do we care if Iraqis kill each other,
As long as all our Humvees have gasoline?

Don't you see
That we need
All of you
To believe,
That we're just there to spread Democracy?
(shout) With a knife!
Aim all your rage
At gay marriage and illegals
Pay no attention to the war profiteers!

We're filthy rich
And we only have one motive,
Grab all we can
'Til the Rapture comes around,
And we believe
That we're gonna take it with us,
Leaving the rest of you with bare, empty ground.

Don't you see
That we need you
To fight for our cause,
So we constantly play upon your fears,
(shout) Build a fence!
Hating your neighbors
Is what keeps us in business,
Blood into oil, we're the war profiteers!

Security, The Dutiful

by Paul Wilson

(Sung to the tune of "America, the Beautiful")

O when did we
Trade liberty
For wire-taps on our phones?
And when we fly,
We now must buy
New toothpaste and cologne!

Security, Security,
We're tired of all this fuss!
Why can't those Muslims see our need
To make them just like us?

Osama doesn't have a clue,
The havoc he has made,
We only needed one excuse,
To bring back The Crusades!

Security, Security,
The politicians' game,
If they have something that you want,
Just find someone to blame!

King George, he wants us to believe
He keeps the threat at bay,
The truth is that he wants their oil,
And they're just in the way!

Security, Security,
Do you feel safer yet?
We're heading for
A Holy War,
And China's taking bets!